DISQUS

Kevin B. O'Reilly · 3 years ago

Chicago is telling me, "You should have friest with that."
Kevin B. O'Reilly · 3 years ago

er -- fries!
Ryan · 3 years ago

DC tells me I should really be reading more news and drinking more alcohol.
Robert Schwartz · 3 years ago

I thought the DC message was: "Where am I going to hide all of this cash?"
Chris · 3 years ago

"You should do it if you think you won't get caught." - Washington D.C.
Glen · 3 years ago

D.C.'s telling you, "You are important. You are really, really important." At least until a bird craps on your head.
Joe R. · 3 years ago

I think the message from most towns not listed is, "You should move."
T. · 3 years ago

You only pretend to be happy here until a chance to move closer to Manhattan presents itself.
T. · 3 years ago

Oh, that was for Clinton Hill, Brooklyn by the way.
Agatha · 3 years ago

"Bear with me; this'll look good on your resume one day."
Caliban · 3 years ago

"Stay very, very far away from here."
wolske · 3 years ago

to me, DC says "consider getting out before the next terrorist attack"

sad, but true